Heliocentrism Is A J-O-O Conspiracy!!!111

Warren Chisum (R-Pampa) is a member of the Texas House of Representatives, representing House District 88. Actually, he is not just a member, he is the Chairman of the House Appropriations Commission. And the Appropriations Committee decides how the money gets spent.

Hold on to you hats, folks: he distributed a memo (available courtesy the good people at Capitol Annex) to fellow legislators spouting the notion that the Sun revolves around the Earth. The people behind this, The Fair Education Foundation, say heliocentrism and evolution are based in Kabbalah and are a part of a greater Jewish conspiracy.

Let that sink in. Copernicus, Galileo, Darwin, Newton, Einstein, et. al. were ALL in on a vast Jewish conspiracy to undermine Christianity. Oh! I see! It all makes sense now! Or maybe, and I could be out on a limb here, the F.E.F. are a bunch of nut-job right-wingers who are even lower on the Dipshit Totem pole than the Creationists and Holocaust Deniers. Okay, maybe not below the Holocaust deniers.